NEWSPAPERS CAN B FUN!

I was goin through the newspaper..and after reading the frst page..i shifted to the back one..thats my favourite way of readin news..i look inside mch later...and i came across this really hilarious piece of news...

The Ignoble prizes:

1.David Sims of Cass business school in London was awarded Ig NOBLE prize for literature,for research into THE DIFFERENT BREED OF UNPLEASANT CHARACHTER ONE MIGHT ENCOUTER in a workplace.

2.Charles Spence,professor of psychology at Oxford was awarded the IGNOBLE prize for nutrition..who proved that stale crisps taste better when eaten to an accompaniment of crunchy sounds.

3.Dan Ariety at Duke university in north Carolina was awarded The IGNOBLE prize for medicine..for a landmark study proving that costly medicine are more effective than cheap ones..

4.People of Switzerland claimed the IGNOBLE peace prize for adopting the legal principle that PLANTS HAVE DIGNITY..

5.Geoffery miller at the university of NEW mexico won the economic prize..for showing lap dancers recieved more in tips WHEN THEY WERE OVULATING.

6.Scientists in San Diego who showed that HAIR,STRING AND ALMOST ANYTHIG ELSE WILL BECOME ENTANGLED GIVEN A CHANCE,earned themselves the award for PHYSICS

7.Marie Christine CADIERGUES won the prize for BIoLOGY,by proving that FLEAS ON DOGS JUMP HIGHER THAN THOSE ON CATS.

This piece of news is for all of us who think that newspaper have nothing new to offer these days;)