tayshteeeeee burgers at home

well i was experimenting with cooking,and found that i actually made something palatable..
these are easy to make and sinfully yummy..wanna try 'em out..here's my recipe:

Ingredients:
burger buns(4)
salad-sliced(cucumber,onion,tomatoes,lettuce)
vegetables for the tikki-potatoes-3,medium sized
1 carrot
few peas
some cauliflower
beans
mushrooms
Sauce:
cream
salt
black pepper
pizza topping
cheese spread

How to make:
1.
cut the salad as shown

2.
chop vegetables in small pieces.put them in a microwave bowl.add 1/4 cup water and some salt.keep it for 5 minutes at high.

3.after 5 minutes,take out the veggies,drain water and keep them aside
4.take the potatoes,put them in a polythene and microwave them for 4 minutes.
5.after 4 mins,take them out and peel their skins,they are ready to b mashed.
5.put them together with the veggies and mash them.add some bread(wet and pieces),cornflour..this will bind the mixture properly.add spices to taste.
6.roll out the mixture in ball shape.
7.now flatten them in shape of tikkis and shallow fry them in a pan.
8.they should b perfeclty brown from both sides when taken out.
9.now for the sauce:
mix the cream(4 large tablespoons)
and cheese(2 teaspoons)
put salt and pepper to taste
and add a teaspoon ful of pizza toppingyummmm

10.cut the bun in half
apply sauce on both the sides
put the salad on the lower bun
then put the tikki,again some salad,and cover it with the upper half.
you can put a cheese slice also if u like.

this is my mc veggie at home!
wondering where the fourth one went...that was consumed in the process..hehe..it looked nice yaar.

yu can take it with some french fries and a drink..cheers
do try it out!!m waitin 4 comments..

10 benefits of a manicure

1.finally the dirty hands are clean at last..
2.a hand massage is very very good,and soothing...
3.u learn a lesson never to hold hands with a female...see,it promotes straight-ism
4.it takes away that itch frm ur hand(that meant of course the money u were gonna pay for this)
5.u make perfect new friends with whom u can share everything without telling ur name.
6.u learn how to sleep in the most awkward position at the most inappropriate place..see thats something new.
7.guaranteed compliments at the finish(by the manicurer,but compliments none-the-less!!)
8.u get out of doin house work by sayin "hey!i just had a manicure"
9.its good pampering urself once in a while
1o.and lastly...a woman's beauty is measured by how well she takes care of her hands(yeah,yeah..i made that up..so what..at least i made the final point)

have u ever done something totally crazzzy??

the craziest things i've done in my life!

1.a bike ride with a stranger(brother of a fren's,droppin us home after a concert,but a stranger nonetheless) in the middle of the night...at a speed touchin 100kmph
2.practicing our play in a public park...and then hooting and teasing a guy!!!
3.stealing mangoes from the tree of a neighbour of frienz i'd been stayin with..i jumped roofs!!
4.beating a guy for stalkin our friend,at a market place!!!and then callin the police..people gathered as if there was a shootin goin on!
5.5 girlsss...shouting at the loudesttt...we had a suspicion that the landlords heard our talks...so we decided to giv 'em a surprissseeeeee!
6.singing 'happpppppy birdddday pappppeee' at 12 o' clock every nite...tormenting the landlords daughter(they were sardaars)
7.an aeroplane hug..every tym we met in college...that means every tym!
8.dancin and singin,playin antakshari,on the roof..in the rain..
9.makin parody songs..sittin at the last bench..and afterwords singin them to every girl in the class
10.standin over chairs kept on chairs to hoot in the jal concert!
11.nearly dislocated our heads...and lost our voices...and our minds..at the front row,in the rock idols concert!
12.chantin crazily at the rock satsang,art of living..and seeing our photo in the newspaper the next day!!
13.goin to a tourist spot...out of town...at seven in the evenin..on activas..just us girlss
14..watched 'julie' movie..10 girls occupyin the whole row..and hooting and laughin..
15.rollin together from the top of the grass mound downwards...in a park
16.ransackin a disc before its hours and dancin(just 4 of us)..and makin the dj get up frm his sleep and play us music!!!our frst and last tym to a disc:(
17.gettin dressed up as truck driver and his pregnant wife and havin a photoshoot!!!in our rooms of course..but the one who developed them..must hav died laughin..and then circulatin those pics in the whole clas durin a borin maths lecture!!!
18. being amitabh bacchan of kaun banega crorepati(that being me)...and playin kbc..askin stupidest question and saying..'haaaaaiiin!' after every answer..i kept a real lock and key wid me..of course..to 'lock the answer'
19.performing 'inhi logo ne le leena dupatta mera' for the birthday girl at 12 o' clock..
20.performin kajra re in front of whole college at physics fest...craziest thing is..2 of us decided to b amitabh and abhishek(me,amitabh of course)..at the last moment..hehe..and jumping in our frnd's performance..she was supposed to b doin a solo..but we made the whole college dance along...and managed laughs frm our teachers too
and above all
no drugs,no fags and no booze...some people think thats crazy too!!

who says girls cant hav some fun!!!
ooooh,i miss my college dayzzz..miss u nallu,mithu,pranki,nehooo,nattu di,maddy,kiran,the cool cats,garam masala gang,nautanki grouup,tashbir-e-raqs,deeps,our dance group,temptations ke burgers,36 k gardens,oven fresh(for seein us almost everyday),ccd(especially the book cafe)..the vendor that made us juice and gave free pineapple pieces to go along with...mini aunty,ISCON temple,rajiv and rinku(for takin care of all our photostats)...cyber cafe wale srdaar g(for lettin us work on the cmputer even past closin tym)...our teachers for believin in us...and being strict wen we underperformed too...college canteen,fruit shop,auditorium(where 1'st day i'd mentally pledged that i'll b on that stage one day..and i was..and i din let it go till it was tym for us to leave),the verka booth,cook bhaiya...the sports dayss..the youth festivals..the last copmuter practical...i no u wnt forget it too 'Upasna mam'...me n nallu's disney website..the cartoon making,the debate comptt,all the classmates..i miss it all...very very much..those were the best dayz of my life!!!!

I was a little romantic!!

wen i was a lil' girl,i used to watch my parents' weddin video for hours at stretch,or i wud leaf thru their pics...my mum alwayz used to dress me up as a bride,all in red,for fancy dress competitions,n i used to go on stage,shy and crimson,and forget all my lines..everymornin i woke up,n from d corner of my eye,watched mum gettin ready for office...d way she draped her saree,put on her make up,brushed her b'ful hair...i jus wished i cud be like her...stealthily,wen she wasn home,i'd put on her make-up,wrapped myself in a dupatta,wore her '2 big for my small feet' high heels n stood gazing at myself in the mirror..wishin to be beautiful...i alwayz had the picture of my prince charming in my head,poured in from d russian fairy tales i were so fond of readin,n like d VASILISA i knew dat i could cross d 'dus teeya tees n nau teeya sattaees places'2 just kiss him n make him remember dat he was mine...am all grown up now,and know dat reality is quite different from the childhood fantasies,but inside me...still lurkes dat little girl..who awaits dat special someone...with the taste of AMBROSIA...and i know dat inside everyone lies dat little part of them who wants them to believe dat life is not really a hell...so believe...n life will be beautiful!!!

My happening social life

Life is so busy and hectic these days that I don’t have time even to think less alone write…but when I do have tym,I think is this all I wanted??…busy bustling life with no tym to think of oneself…c’mon how many dayz hav passed by since I last saw the looks of a salon…I cant even remember …yeah yu can imagine the looks of me…but then what..i dun hv time…studying is a solitary process…I dunt see daylights often…mostly m asleep or studyin…its as if m visitin india…my bio clock is topsy turvy…I sleep at five in The morn and get up at one in the noon…my evenins are spent studyin and eating…my friends have forgotten the looks of me and I believe I’ve gained at least five kgs sinc last month…all I do is sleep and eat…its been years since I’ve taken a look at one decent friendly face ,talked to…and when I did see one I talked so much that the person thought im nuts!!!he actually had to force me back home…c’mon…should this happen!!!why oh why…. and to think of it I think m actually goin insane…to really go back in the society I even took up a birthday party invitation from a college friend…well,I knw its childish…but I needed to communicate to the outer world…so what ,if I din know any of her friends…I thought I’ll pull it off…I carefully dressed for the occasion…and can u believe it…she had the audacity to keep a luncheon in this sweltering heat…but still…not backing off I decided to go in and again be a social butterfly(if I ever was,even if I wasn’t ever ever,I was deff gonna b one now)…so juss imagine…enter me in the beautifully lit café..i saw a hoard of unfamiliar girls sitting as if in a mourning…can yu imagine no one was speaking to another…what happened to the gud ol’ days of chattering females??i wondered…so there was my cute friend who practically sat oceans apart from me the whole time…and I was seated with a gal with the fame of the ‘snob’ of the college who I think actually thought I was hitting on her or sumthing….maybe wondered if I were a lesbo,the kindaf luks she was givin me….ugggghhh!!!and lukin at my ever increasing size(to think I was as thin as a rake b’fore)..from oceans apart my friend asks me…”why don’t you order,I know yu’d love to” with a smug….of course there were other much larger beauties than me but I don no y I was rewarded with that opportunity….anyhow I managed to tell my preferences and asked the others too…so my social hangout turned out to be pizza cheese stickin in my teeth and me smiling broadly,maybe there was oregano and chilly flakes in there too…and the others gaping at me as I chattered away happily unaware,drinkin my cola and talkin nonsensical stuff…I was happy that I made them laugh,nw m not sure on what they were laughin…at my chitchat or my sinister smile!!!

Chalo at least I made them smile!!!yu can imagine what a disaster it was…and the irony…the cheese on my teeth and me describing them how I was selected as one of the beautiful girls of the college….oh goddd!!!!so so embarrassing…and I actually liked all of them…even the snob one who turned out to b really pretty and nice…I think I was so astonished that shes sweet, I showed it too much …so much so that she imagined me as something else….the last straw was when I was leavin she also stood up and said that she shoud b goin as well…and I commented…honey!it seems u liked me so much that u wana go away with me,just like a couple….hehehe…can u imagine the look on her face……she actually haltered …I know its cheesy but then she was behaving in a way that she had it comin on…I was gloating….my!!she would run if she ever saw me on streets…m a bad bad girl…but still it was the only fun part of the whole outing….and after that affair,I m never goin out even if someone drags me towards the door….m better off with buks…thay are so comforting,they neither laugh nor sneer at yu….people and me have an inverse relationship… I jusss looooove scarin them away…