Ode to the 'bai'

When in the morning the kaamwaali bai asked me.."beta school ki chhutiyaan hain??" dat ws her indirect way of askin me what the hell m doin these days always at home...
i cant say hw extremely elated i felt..teeheeeeheee..

c'mon at least SOMEONE mistakenly thought i ws in school..whos to tell her i've finished college even

moreover..have been so worried about all this growing up process and being responsible lately..

i ws always a skinny grl,and people assumed me 2 b in a lesser grade than i usually ws..i looked young..bt nw,all this increase in my weight,on a grl of my frame,dats 5'6"...i think i look lyk a giant(not dat i really look lyk one,dats my FEELINGS entirely)

and all this had been giving me worrying lines underneath my eyes..hmmmmpppfff!

bt not today...ooh i love this feeling..i now know why older women always tell their wrong age..the youth will always b a wonderful time..we will always miss these glorious dayzz...at least i would..

and i had experienced this same feeling,like last year,when a boy had stopped me on the road and recited his heart to me...mmmfffmmmfff..(dis is my muffled laugh)..

i had stopped his recital midway and asked"what exactly do u do??"(he really did look young)

and he replied"i study,m in frst year of college"

oww c'mon

and then i told him"look boy,i've cmpleted my grad ages ago..m old enuff to b ur mom,get losst"

he had luked at me wid so mch disbelief and bewilderment!!hahahaha

ohh...so let me gloat today..

and dear kaamwaali aunty

"yu made my day;)"