Brainwaves

i've finally come to find out who i must have been in my previous life..mohammad bin tughlaq..

i'll tell u why..poor chap was the unluckiest man alive..whatever he tried to do..wharever he put his hand in,even for good, always backfired..

example???
the year he imposed taxes on rich fertile lands..the same year there ws a famine..poor guy,ulta khud paise dene pade,tax ka daana b nhi mila..tough luck!!

me:the year i decided to give competitive exams..the same year negative marking ws introduced..
gaaah!!

there are many more stupid similarities)i'd rather stay away frm humiliatin details)..so m fully confirmed,mera aur tughlaq ka pakka koi connection hai..

historians have said this about tughlaq"he tumbled into life and tumbled out of it"

owww...grrrr...i knw im tumbling around..i go out of my way to help people..bt then it turns out so badly that i end up banging my head to the wall..

toh mera mere blog padhne waalo se savinay nivedan yeh hai ki..mere kisi shabdon dwaara aapki bhaavnaao ko agar thes pahunchti ho..

toh main kuch nai kr sakti..because i'm tughlaq's reincarnation..main aisi hi hu..

bt this post is mainly fr the people who dont read my blog..cz if by any chance i cross ur path..n bad things happen to u..ye post meri patli gali hai jisse main sarak sakti hu..

it is another crappy mail i knw..koi sir pair nhi hai..bt so wat ..at least m posting..

i'd end on a happy note...smbody made a whole city in the name of MOHD. BIN TUGHLAQ...isnt dat great..???see that gives me hope..ki kabhi na kabhi..kuch toh accha hoga hi..

moral of the story:every Dog has a day..and the cat has nine lives..
and THEN there are humans..go figure!

I was a crappy teacher!!

dnt ask me wat reminded me of this..and i've kept my blog pretty free of poopy stuff..but it kept me in bouts of laughter..

last to last year i was puttin up in a Pg wid two grls who were frm an arts background..so one day i was tellin them about Newton'n law of gravitation...of course they would hv known it..bt u see i wanted them to never forget what it was..

so my question to them was:

"when ur sittin on a pot,y does ur shit always go down ...??"

hehehe..o boy...they were so dumbfounded..

and asked

"u mean it might come up???"

hahahhahahaha...i was laughin helplessly at their stunned faces..bt i cud see they were givin it to my laughter..

"and that my friends...Is the miracle of Gravitation"

yeah i knw..im a crappy teacher...but im sure they are never ever gonna forget NEWTON and his Gravity:) :) :)

P.S.Miss u Khubbu n paddy..we sure had loads of fun..all m left wid are these crappy memories..to make me smile..

On a serious note: Is President's rule an answer to all??

WARNING:The following aricle contains several elements of POLITICS.Large doses maY lead to severe heartburn and indigestion.Advisory only for the patients suffering from POLITICAL SENSITIZATION.


Pertaining to the news item "Orissa's inaction a violation:Patil" on the front page of THE HINDU,I was once again drawn back to all the times during this year,there has been a need to impose a Presidential Rule in various states of The Indian Union.It started with Karnataka,followed up to Nagaland.Then it was Jammu n Kashmir.Now,its Orissa.

Am i fantasizing myself,or are these incidents progressively on rise here.Because,be it failure of State machinery in Karnataka,or the increasing incidents of atrocities on the Christians of Orissa and other places in India;all these are indicative of the impotency of the state Governments concerned.They demand more and more military support from the centre but tend to handle these topics in such an amateurish way that it sings my ears.Take for example,Orissa.Few days ago,i read about Gang rape of a christian nun,which the next day was confirmed medically.Moreover,all this time,there has been violation of the Churches in a sickening manner to go alongwith.Meanwhile the state government sits like a dud,with hands raised up in the air,letting the trouble makers molest them unaccountably.

And thus here comes the warning,from the centre.

"either do something about it,or stop all this from coming into the news.otherwise b ready for PRESIDENTIAL RULE"

Because with due thanks to our multi-party system,the opposition would create such an issue out of this that the current UPA government would b left hanging in dire straits.And the poor people who have been wronged in all this commotion:that nun,the priests,the churches.They would be used as nothing but pawns in the hands of the opposition to sway the sympathies of our COMMON,their way.

So i ask them.Are u all blind to see what actually is happening???

Between ur party wars,and petty vote bank politics,you have shut your eyes to ur nose,which lies so plainly on ur face??

Dont u see,all these bomb blasts,in India as well in pakistan.All this trouble,now against the Christians,then Muslims being identified as bomb planters.And us implementing Presidential rules,with Opposition like BJP,crying out for a Hindu state;makes us nothin but putty in hands of the masterminds behind all these grotesque incidences.

Dont u see,that all this is done to hamper the Secularism of the state which we were so proud of.This is nothing but DIVIDE and RULE again.What with Maoists forming government in Nepal,the LTTE so active on the southern shores,and Pakistani ISI more a foe than a friend on western front;whatever is happening,is nothing BUT justified.

So go on..Implement Prez rule on one state after the next.Collect pieces of bodies AFTER the bomb blasts.But dont think of mitigating all this before hand.Because if u do,there will b peace again,and how would the opposition like it then,huh??

When would u understand,that now is the best time,to unite against the common enemy,TERRORISM.To b a Nationalist first,and a party member later.Stop making our own people fight against each other.

And if the Presidential rule can do all this..then bring it on!

NEWSPAPERS CAN B FUN!

I was goin through the newspaper..and after reading the frst page..i shifted to the back one..thats my favourite way of readin news..i look inside mch later...and i came across this really hilarious piece of news...

The Ignoble prizes:

1.David Sims of Cass business school in London was awarded Ig NOBLE prize for literature,for research into THE DIFFERENT BREED OF UNPLEASANT CHARACHTER ONE MIGHT ENCOUTER in a workplace.

2.Charles Spence,professor of psychology at Oxford was awarded the IGNOBLE prize for nutrition..who proved that stale crisps taste better when eaten to an accompaniment of crunchy sounds.

3.Dan Ariety at Duke university in north Carolina was awarded The IGNOBLE prize for medicine..for a landmark study proving that costly medicine are more effective than cheap ones..

4.People of Switzerland claimed the IGNOBLE peace prize for adopting the legal principle that PLANTS HAVE DIGNITY..

5.Geoffery miller at the university of NEW mexico won the economic prize..for showing lap dancers recieved more in tips WHEN THEY WERE OVULATING.

6.Scientists in San Diego who showed that HAIR,STRING AND ALMOST ANYTHIG ELSE WILL BECOME ENTANGLED GIVEN A CHANCE,earned themselves the award for PHYSICS

7.Marie Christine CADIERGUES won the prize for BIoLOGY,by proving that FLEAS ON DOGS JUMP HIGHER THAN THOSE ON CATS.

This piece of news is for all of us who think that newspaper have nothing new to offer these days;)