Brainwaves

i've finally come to find out who i must have been in my previous life..mohammad bin tughlaq..

i'll tell u why..poor chap was the unluckiest man alive..whatever he tried to do..wharever he put his hand in,even for good, always backfired..

example???
the year he imposed taxes on rich fertile lands..the same year there ws a famine..poor guy,ulta khud paise dene pade,tax ka daana b nhi mila..tough luck!!

me:the year i decided to give competitive exams..the same year negative marking ws introduced..
gaaah!!

there are many more stupid similarities)i'd rather stay away frm humiliatin details)..so m fully confirmed,mera aur tughlaq ka pakka koi connection hai..

historians have said this about tughlaq"he tumbled into life and tumbled out of it"

owww...grrrr...i knw im tumbling around..i go out of my way to help people..bt then it turns out so badly that i end up banging my head to the wall..

toh mera mere blog padhne waalo se savinay nivedan yeh hai ki..mere kisi shabdon dwaara aapki bhaavnaao ko agar thes pahunchti ho..

toh main kuch nai kr sakti..because i'm tughlaq's reincarnation..main aisi hi hu..

bt this post is mainly fr the people who dont read my blog..cz if by any chance i cross ur path..n bad things happen to u..ye post meri patli gali hai jisse main sarak sakti hu..

it is another crappy mail i knw..koi sir pair nhi hai..bt so wat ..at least m posting..

i'd end on a happy note...smbody made a whole city in the name of MOHD. BIN TUGHLAQ...isnt dat great..???see that gives me hope..ki kabhi na kabhi..kuch toh accha hoga hi..

moral of the story:every Dog has a day..and the cat has nine lives..
and THEN there are humans..go figure!

I was a crappy teacher!!

dnt ask me wat reminded me of this..and i've kept my blog pretty free of poopy stuff..but it kept me in bouts of laughter..

last to last year i was puttin up in a Pg wid two grls who were frm an arts background..so one day i was tellin them about Newton'n law of gravitation...of course they would hv known it..bt u see i wanted them to never forget what it was..

so my question to them was:

"when ur sittin on a pot,y does ur shit always go down ...??"

hehehe..o boy...they were so dumbfounded..

and asked

"u mean it might come up???"

hahahhahahaha...i was laughin helplessly at their stunned faces..bt i cud see they were givin it to my laughter..

"and that my friends...Is the miracle of Gravitation"

yeah i knw..im a crappy teacher...but im sure they are never ever gonna forget NEWTON and his Gravity:) :) :)

P.S.Miss u Khubbu n paddy..we sure had loads of fun..all m left wid are these crappy memories..to make me smile..

another one!

y

Pond Whales

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“What the Whale!?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Pond Whales

Pond Whales are the second smallest whales known to exist (the smallest being Queen Latifah). Some critics claim that Pond Whales are really just dolphins, but if they were dolphins, they would have been called Pond Dolphins. Those critics, they're always criticizing and complaining and don't know anything about this stuff, because I've been doing this a lot longer than them, and I know what the hell I'm talking about.

Anyway, it's just a matter of a name. You call it a dolphin, I call it a Pond Whale. So there. These animals are so dumb that they don't even know what their names are anyway, so who gives a crap?

Like the name implies, Pond Whales are miniature whales that live in ponds. They were first officially discovered by an elite team of pond biologists in 1958, but the discovery was rejected by the scientific community as "communist propaganda". Discovery Kids is by many considered the first to officially discover the whales, after they did a special on them or something. They found a whale that had been beached on the sand and took it to their swimming pool, only to find that they had none, so they put it in a pond and it had many babies. And one was ugly. And the other Pond Whales teased the ugly whale. But one day the ugly pond whale grew into a beautiful swan! Hurray! My father told me this story every night before he went downstairs and hit Mommy, and every word of it is true. Every word.

Bad news though: the beached whale died after giving babies. Turns out the pond contained fresh water and not salt water. Uh-oh spaghetti-o's